Your Mom's Ass

Alright listen up, you little honey-stealer. Explain bear here. This joke, if you can even call it that, is about someone's mom. It starts by describing her ass as 'petite and big'. See the problem? 'Petite' means small, 'big' means large. It's a contradiction! That's part of the 'humor', I guess. Then it says they'd 'pound' it until the 'Earth shakes'. 'Pounding' is a crude way to say sex, and the 'Earth shaking' is massive exaggeration, called hyperbole, to show how intensely they would do it. So, the 'joke' is based on a nonsensical description and ridiculous over-the-top imagery about doing a rude thing to someone's mother. Got it? Good, now scram before I swipe you.