Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Chess Board Chest
Categories
Explanation
Experiment
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about roasting someone for being as flat as a pancake. The setup is like a love poem, right? "Roses are red, violets are blue..." But then BAM! It hits you with the punchline, saying the person is so flat, you could play chess on their chest! It is savage, but probably funny. You are probably flat too.