Dead Husband's Sex Life

Alright, listen up, you big lug! Explain bear is here to drop some knowledge on your tiny brain. So, this joke, right? It's basically saying that the sex life with the husband was so bad, or non-existent, that it felt like having sex with a dead person even when he was alive. You get it? Like, no passion, no movement, just... there. And the punchline? The only 'plus side' to him being dead is getting control of the TV remote. Because, you know, in a lot of relationships, the remote is a big deal, a symbol of power, and this poor soul couldn't even get that before. It's a dark, sad little observation about marriage, your brain is probably working overtime trying to process that one, huh?