Captain's Orders

  • "Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."

    "That's your lookout."

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, chucklehead. So, some dude tells the captain there's a guy tied up. The captain's all like, "Not my problem, that's your job!" It's funny because the captain is dodging responsibility like you dodge showers, you smelly oaf.

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