"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."
"That's your lookout."
Captain's Orders
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. So, some dude tells the captain there's a guy tied up. The captain's all like, "Not my problem, that's your job!" It's funny because the captain is dodging responsibility like you dodge showers, you smelly oaf.