Yours jokes
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
I know you’re feeling in a haze, but please enjoy your last three days.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis? A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
I’m doin' your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
When your plane heads for New York...
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.