Yours jokes
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
When your plane heads for New York...
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."