Yours jokes
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
اي تيجي اللمة بتخلص your storage
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes! Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*