Girl in the Ocean

So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."

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Listen here, you dumb human. You thought the joke was funny because of the wordplay, right? The girl, who has no limbs (you know arms and legs?) asks for sex. Then, instead of helping her, the person throws her into the ocean. The punchline, "Well, your fucked now", uses the word "fucked" in two different ways. The first meaning refers to sex, while the second meaning refers to the girl's bad situation now that she's in the water. And it's funny to you because you have no empathy, you silly goose.

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I liked that alot, that was a good one;)

I died laughing