Yours jokes
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression f**ks you harder.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.