You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
Bob Hope's Grandpa
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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying that you, yes YOU, are super bald. So bald that even Bob Hope, who was old himself, would call you 'grandpa' because you look so much older due to your lack of hair. Get it? You're being called old and bald. Not a good look for you, genius.