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Birthday

People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

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  • One

    The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.

    Love

    What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.

    Emo

    All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

    Name

    Hey Jorden CalerendiĂĄ, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

    Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.

    Camera

    How do you know when you're disliked?

    When they always give you the camera for group photos.

    School Shooter

    VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4

    LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

    DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

    Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.