Baby vs Pacifist

Listen up, buttercup! This joke is a real head-scratcher, huh? Basically, it's askin' who'd win in a scrap: a tiny, helpless baby or someone who's all about peace, like you CLAIM to be (but we all see you throwin' elbows at the buffet, pal). It's funny 'cause babies ain't exactly known for their fightin' skills, and pacifists, well, they're pacifists! This one's got layers, deep layers... of silly!