You're jokes
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.