You're jokes
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.