You're jokes
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"
Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV. His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuBuDuRDeEDeRdUuUuU!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
What is your car's name?
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.