You're jokes

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

Bring out your weapons, people.

It's bullying time.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.

Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.

You're pretty, pretty dumb.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?

If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)