You're jokes

Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln

Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"

Because it doesn't matter your age.

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"

"Ok!"

"Are you ok, man?"

"Yeah, I’m fine."

"Dude, pull your pants back up!"

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"

Orphan: "Stop calling here!"

Me in the corner.

If you play games, go play on your sister.

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.

I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"

What's the square root of your dead?

9/11.

Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?

Getting your fingers stuck in there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."

Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.