You're jokes

What did the cow say to your mom?

Hello.

So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!

What's the square root of your dead?

9/11.

Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.

Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?

Orphan: "My Parents."

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.

Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.

POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"

When someone calls you gay, say:

"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.