You're jokes

"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"

"Ok!"

"Are you ok, man?"

"Yeah, I’m fine."

"Dude, pull your pants back up!"

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!

So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!

What did the cow say to your mom?

Hello.

POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"

Orphan: "Stop calling here!"

Me in the corner.

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"

Because it doesn't matter your age.

Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?

If you play games, go play on your sister.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!

You: Why? I don't have any.

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.

I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"