You jokes

What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.

Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?

Ask an orphan.

What do you call a lesbian on a bike?

A dyke...

What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?

A baby you cut one off each time.

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"

Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...

Trump: What's UpNigga?

Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."

Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.

You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.