You jokes
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
You smell!
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."