You jokes

That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.

What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?

Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?

Wife: You have good eyesight.

If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.

What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?

"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"

What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?

Love at first byte! <3

[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?

What do you call a broken chicken?

A broken chicken.

What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?

"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"

Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.

"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"

yikes...

#PlugWalk

A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"

He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu. You get what you deserve!

If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.

What do you call a crappy circumcision?

A rip-off.

Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."

Where do you think all the orphans went?

In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.

What do you call James, James?

What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"