You jokes
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!