You jokes
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
experiment
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"