You jokes
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.