Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
You Jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
