You jokes
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
Memes
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.