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So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.