Happy Meal Tears

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying you're so ugly that even a freakin' Happy Meal, which is already a pretty sad excuse for food, starts bawling its plastic eyes out. I know you ain't the sharpest crayon in the box, but even you gotta admit that's rough. And based on your search history, I'd say you're probably the one the Happy Meals are crying about.