You jokes
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.