You jokes
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
Hollow Knight Meme
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.