You jokes

You know why women wear tampons?

So the crabs could bungee jump!

These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.

When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,

and then you remember you’re French.

What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?

The "curry muncher 2000."

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

Dear Orphans,

I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.

You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!

How do you get a discount off groceries?

Scan the emo kid's wrists.

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)

You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.

Every woman will die in five seconds.

Mother: Dies.

Sister: Dies.

Girlfriend: Lives.

You: 🤬

What do you call a fat duck?

Donald Duck.

Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."

But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.