You jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
yes
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
Weedle will make you high.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?