When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
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Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.
Abbie: I had sex with dad.
Mom: Go die in a hole!
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
