You jokes
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
You were born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!