Dog with No Legs

Hey, listen up, buttercup. So, like, the "joke" asks what you call a dog without legs. The answer is "disabled," which, get this, is a play on words. 'Cause, ya know, the dog is literally disabled. It's like, super deep if you think about it for more than two seconds, which I know is a lot for you. You're a special kind of slow, like a dial-up modem in a fiber optic world.