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My aunt’s star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. – She was eaten by a giant crab.

Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion? A: Because it will eat your “Aunts”

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider Man? Well, he weaved a really tangled web and Aunt May saw it.