Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
What do you call your angry french aunt
A crossaunt
what's a penguin's favourite relative?
Aunt Arctic
My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away." the next time my Aunt visited she said "Where is you daughter?" my Mom said "I took your advice"
aunt: on internet buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars neice: i found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch its 3 dollars to watch aunt: im not paying for that shit neice: yet u sit there and buy weight loss pills
What comes to visit more often then your aunt your acne
Why was the baby ant confused? Because it uncles were all aunts
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My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. -- She was eaten by a giant crab.
my aunt used to say "slow and steady wins the race". she died in a fire.
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion? A: Because it will eat your "Aunts"
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
Who makes the best anteaters??? Uncle's..(Aunt eaters)
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunts annus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died "can you stop shaking the latter please"
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My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11"
Had an amazing night with this girl woke up and it was my aunt now I’m inlove
