You jokes
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
I see what you did there.