You jokes
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.