You jokes
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND CLEAN MY ROOM! YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.