You jokes

What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.

If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?

What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?

A spicket fence!

Officer: Hi, how high are you?

Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"

Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.

Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.

Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.

What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?

Did you hear about the Chinese student?

Me neither.

Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.

Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."

What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.

Women: Can I have your number?

Jesus: No.

Women: Why? Are you scared?

Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.

Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.

Abbie: I had sex with dad.

Mom: Go die in a hole!

Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?

Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?

P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.

What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.

Like if you blow male cows?

What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?

An AK-46.

Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!

If you kill someone, that's murder.

If you kill a family member, that's still murder.

If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."

When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.

You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.

What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?

I don't know, you tell me.

If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?