How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Orphan's Oath
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklenut! This joke is all about orphans. You see, orphans don't have moms, right? So, when they say "I swear on my mother's life," it's a lie because their moms are already dead, dummy! You probably thought they were just clumsy or something, didn't you?