Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
You Jokes
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
salad
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?
I hear they got six months each.
Mary is hanging out, and the angel Gabriel descends behind her. She looks behind her and says, "Jesus Christ!" and the angel Gabriel said, "So you already know."
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
