I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
A, B, C, and D
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up buttercup. This 'joke' is all about them grades, see? A, B, and C are all compliments. But then BAM! They hit you with the D, which sounds like a good grade, but it's a sneaky way of saying you're gonna get the D... you know... the... well, you figure it out. You ain't as dumb as you look, probably.
Gwen
Awww