How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Crawling Baby Problem
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smarty pants! This joke is dark. Like, "hide-yo-kids" dark. The joke asks how to stop a baby from crawling in circles, and the answer is to nail the baby's other hand to the floor. Get it? Instead of a normal solution, it suggests something super messed up and violent. You probably would have suggested a playpen or some kinda baby gate. Sheesh.