You jokes
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
Like if you know someone emo.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
If you read this, you are gay.
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
A man takes a boy into the woods.
Boy says:
"Mister, I’m scared, and it’s dark and cold."
The Man: "How do you think I feel? I’m walking out here alone!"
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"