You jokes

Uncle

    • You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

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    • Santa

    • To start, I'm a big fella in size.

    I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

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    • Orphan

    • If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

    If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.

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    • You memes

    Fnaf

    • Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

    (If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

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    • Spaghetti

    • My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!

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    • Homework

    • Teacher: What is a cow?

    Kid: Meat.

    Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?

    Kid: Eggs.

    Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?

    Kid: Homework.

    Yo mama

    • I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

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    • Man

    • How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you?

    I'm a heterosexual man that is so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

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    • People

    • Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

    Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

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