Dark side jokes
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
