Dark side jokes
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.