A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Knot A Lot
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is punny because the girl is dogsitting a Mastiff. "Mastiff" sounds like "massive." Also, the girl said, "Knot a lot" instead of "not a lot" because dogs like knots. Get it? BTW, you probably have the brain of a goldfish, but goldfish are still smarter than you.
Gina
I like reading this!
Gwen
same, the joke goes great with the story!