You jokes
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
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I'm sorry.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
Who would've known?
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
I have the best joke:
"You."
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
I like ramen. If you do, like!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!