You jokes

When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!

When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌

When do you go to the store?

UVUALA!!!!!

When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩

I love you, Hebrew John.

Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!

What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?

Catch you later!

I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.

What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?

Panda-monium!

What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.

What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.

She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.

A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.

The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

Why tie when you can knot?

Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?

Yeah, he Pasta-Way.

What do you call an angry shopper?

A cuss-tomer.