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What do you call a blowjob in Africa?

Breakfast.

The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.

You know Africans don’t get seconds.

Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.

I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"

My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."

My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."

It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.

A pedophile and a priest run a race.

You can’t beat yourself in a race!

What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?

A biplane.

What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.

What's the difference between a casino and a church?

You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

What do you call an apartment full of black people?

A CON-dominium.

What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?

A cypher circle.

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!

When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.

Did you get seafood without me?

How do you think they found out cows produce milk?

Two kids having fun in the barn.

You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.

You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.

One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.