You jokes
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
I have the best joke:
"You."
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.