You jokes
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
Memes
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
I love you, Hebrew John.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
"Can you tie a knot?"
"I cannot."
"So you can knot?"
"No, I cannot knot."
"Not knot?"
"Who's there?"
"F... off!"