You jokes
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!