Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The Orphan Slap
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smart guy. So, orphans don't have parents, right? And usually, if you slap someone, they might tell their parents. But guess what? Orphans can't do that 'cause they ain't got no parents! So, like, it's supposed to be funny 'cause it's messed up.