Depression

Anonymous

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

Shooting

Anonymous

An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like “it’s an elevator not a lift” and “it’s chips not crisps” etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted “they’re schools, not shooting ranges”.

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Gun

Anonymous

What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?

When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.

Orphan

Anonymous

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

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Annoying

HaHaHaHaHaHa

Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}

A: a couch potato HaHaHa

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Orphan

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.

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Baby

Anonymous

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.

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Orphan

Anonymous

For orphans every bag of chips is family size

Food

Anonymous

What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips

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Orphan

Jihan

What is the best thing about being an orphan all bag of chips are family sized

Hungriness

Metalblade

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.

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Gun

Anonymous

Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?

You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be ur friend

Baby

Dead baby

What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Gun

glacier

what do a bag of chips and a gun have in common? when you pull either one out in class everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend…

Puns

Anonymous

What is a physicist’s favorite food?

Fission chips.

Orphan

Anonymous

For an Orphan, any bag of chips is family size.

Baby

Anonymous

How do you fit a baby into a shoebox? A blender

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Orphan

Anonymous

For every orphan a bag of chips is family size

Orphan

Anonymous

Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans

Orphan

Anonymous

What a plus side to being an orphan?

Every bag of chips are family size. T - T