An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like “it’s an elevator not a lift” and “it’s chips not crisps” etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted “they’re schools, not shooting ranges”.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.

What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

What is a physicist’s favorite food?

Fission chips.

How do you fit a baby in a bowl… a blender… and how do you get it out?

Tortilla chips

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.

whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window .

abortion of chips

What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut

What is a lesbian’s favorite potato chip flavor?

P... Cocktail.

Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}

A: a couch potato HaHaHa

What do you call a lazy potato chip? LAYS!

Someone was crushing a bag of chips i said are you making edibles

She was only a potato chip manufacturer 's daughter - by she was Frito Lay!

a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked “how’d you do that?” he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.

He asks for more chips, and the guy says “you’re a real a**hole when you’re drunk superman.”

Q: how do you get 10 babies in a trashcan A: With a blender Q: how do you get them out A: chips

how did you get sally into a blender? -without much resistance how do you get sally out of a blender? -tortilla chips

What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you ‘chip’ a tooth?

Hey Jonny you can buy a…

Pun o chips at the store

What’s steven hawkings fav food WiFi chips or his shoulder