What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}
A: a couch potato HaHaHa
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator not a lift" and "it's chips not crisps" etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted "they're schools, not shooting ranges".
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
Q: When a chip gets popped what happens to it?
A: it gets pooped out of the bag
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast? A: A rocket chip.
There is a twist with being an orphan, every bag of chip is family sized.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says: "I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
What do u call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Why cant orphans eat chips? Because they come in family size.
An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.
After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.
The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go f*ck yourself, these are my chips."
(True story) Today I was bring some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “oh, now they’re broken.” And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans
Family size
Why was the cookie angry because someone ate the chips