If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like “it’s an elevator not a lift” and “it’s chips not crisps” etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted “they’re schools, not shooting ranges”.

What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?

When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}

A: a couch potato HaHaHa

Why can’t orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.

For orphans every bag of chips is family size

What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips

What is the best thing about being an orphan all bag of chips are family sized

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.

Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?

You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be ur friend

What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

what do a bag of chips and a gun have in common? when you pull either one out in class everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend…

What is a physicist’s favorite food?

Fission chips.

For an Orphan, any bag of chips is family size.

How do you fit a baby into a shoebox? A blender

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

For every orphan a bag of chips is family size

Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans

What a plus side to being an orphan?

Every bag of chips are family size. T - T