If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like “it’s an elevator not a lift” and “it’s chips not crisps” etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted “they’re schools, not shooting ranges”.

What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?

When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

Why can’t orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.

What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.

What is a physicist’s favorite food?

Fission chips.

For orphans every bag of chips is family size

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.

Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}

A: a couch potato HaHaHa

How do you get a baby into a small bowl? A blender. How do you get it out? Tostito chips.

For every orphan a bag of chips is family size

Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?

You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be ur friend

There is a twist with being an orphan, every bag of chip is family sized.

how did you get sally into a blender? -without much resistance how do you get sally out of a blender? -tortilla chips

What do u call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho Cheese

A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says: “I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!”

what do a bag of chips and a gun have in common? when you pull either one out in class everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend…

whats the difference between a gun and chips when you bring it to class everyone starts wanting to be your friend.