Chip jokes
If you were a food, what would you be?
Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."
Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."
Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
I like chips.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.