What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}
A: a couch potato HaHaHa
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator not a lift" and "it's chips not crisps" etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted "they're schools, not shooting ranges".
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
Q: When a chip gets popped what happens to it?
A: it gets pooped out of the bag
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast? A: A rocket chip.
There is a twist with being an orphan, every bag of chip is family sized.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says: "I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
What do u call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Why cant orphans eat chips? Because they come in family size.
SO TRUE
An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.
After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.
The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go f*ck yourself, these are my chips."
(True story) Today I was bring some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “oh, now they’re broken.” And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
Me 6 years ago when I be opening a chip bag :
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans
Family size
Why was the cookie angry because someone ate the chips
