An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like “it’s an elevator not a lift” and “it’s chips not crisps” etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted “they’re schools, not shooting ranges”.
There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.
What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips
How do you fit a baby in a bowl… a blender… and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips
How do you get a baby into a small bowl? A blender. How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
What is a physicist’s favorite food?
Fission chips.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender. How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says: “I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!”
how did you get sally into a blender? -without much resistance how do you get sally out of a blender? -tortilla chips
What do u call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho Cheese
Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}
A: a couch potato HaHaHa
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
What is Stephen Hawkings favourite crisps
Micro chips 😂
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window .
abortion of chips
She was only a potato chip manufacturer 's daughter - by she was Frito Lay!
a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked “how’d you do that?” he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says “you’re a real a**hole when you’re drunk superman.”
What do you call a lazy potato chip? LAYS!
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