There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator not a lift" and "it's chips not crisps" etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted "they're schools, not shooting ranges".
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray”
What do u call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says: "I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast? A: A rocket chip.
Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}
A: a couch potato HaHaHa
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
Q: When a chip gets popped what happens to it?
A: it gets pooped out of the bag
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
The school shooter: I finally found you worthless crybabies!! The Quiet Kid: How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same? The school shooter: I don't know. The Quiet kid: When you pull them out every body wants to be your friend.
What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips
They were all family sized
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you 'chip' a tooth?
