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An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like “it’s an elevator not a lift” and “it’s chips not crisps” etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted “they’re schools, not shooting ranges”.

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.

What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips

What is a physicist’s favorite food?

Fission chips.

How do you fit a baby in a bowl… a blender… and how do you get it out?

Tortilla chips

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.

Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}

A: a couch potato HaHaHa

how did you get sally into a blender? -without much resistance how do you get sally out of a blender? -tortilla chips

What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut

What is Stephen Hawkings favourite crisps

Micro chips 😂

whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window .

abortion of chips

What is a lesbian’s favorite potato chip flavor?

P... Cocktail.

She was only a potato chip manufacturer 's daughter - by she was Frito Lay!

What do you call a lazy potato chip? LAYS!

Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?

Because they don’t have a family to share it with 😥

Someone was crushing a bag of chips i said are you making edibles

a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked “how’d you do that?” he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.

He asks for more chips, and the guy says “you’re a real a**hole when you’re drunk superman.”

Q: how do you get 10 babies in a trashcan A: With a blender Q: how do you get them out A: chips

What gose with chips…not your cheese

What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you ‘chip’ a tooth?

Hey Jonny you can buy a…

Pun o chips at the store

What’s steven hawkings fav food WiFi chips or his shoulder

Q:Why did the chip run away? A:His saucy friend tried to jizz on him