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What do you call a nervous zucchini?

An edgy veggie.

Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.

Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.

If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.

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I'm sorry.

You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?

Guilty or not guilty?

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."

What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.

Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?

Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.

What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.

Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)

You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.

Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?

John: I don't know.

Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...

What do you call an orphan in Alabama?

A virgin.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef! (aka dinner)

What did the bee say to the flower?

"Hey bud! When do you open?"

What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?

Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"