You jokes
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Like if its true
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."