You jokes
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!