You jokes
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
You look pretty today... April Fools!
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Hi how are you?
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.