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A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.