You jokes
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
I bet you like men!
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!