You jokes
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
You look pretty today... April Fools!
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Hi how are you?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.