You jokes
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What do you call a cute door?
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.