Chivalry jokes

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."

You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

What do you call a candle in armor?

A knight light.

Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were too many knights.

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".