The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
You Jokes
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
