You jokes
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
I bet you like men!
Memes
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Hi how are you?
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?