You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
You Jokes
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
You are the special
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
