You jokes
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
Memes
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?