You jokes

Orphan

Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.

Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!

Study

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

Memes

Family

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

Toaster

I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.

Battery

"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"

Impairment

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

Makeup

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Boy

A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

Harassment

It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”

I guess you could say, “harassment something.”

Chip

Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?