You jokes
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Memes
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.