You jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.