You jokes
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!