You jokes
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
yo kermit you tryna be like michael jackson?
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic