You jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.