You jokes
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
As with Sonic The Hedgehog
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.