Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
Julius Caesar's Drink Order
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause Julius Caesar orders a "Martinus" instead of a "Martini." Get it? "-us" is singular in Latin, which means he just wants one. You probably failed Latin in school, you loser.