Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
Atom's Declaration
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! This "ion" thing is a play on words. See, atoms can become ions by gaining or losing electrons, right? And "ion" sounds like "eye on." So, it's like the atom is saying, "I have my eye on you." Get it? No? Well, you're not alone. Your brain is smoother than a buttered bowling ball.