You jokes
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Like if you think someone is gay.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.