You jokes
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Memes
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.