You jokes
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.