Dish Doer's Nightmare

Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, dummy. Imagine you're washing dishes, right? But oh no, surprise! It's not dishes... it's something way worse, like a dead body. Yeah, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya?

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