You jokes
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.