You jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?