You jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, but Jill fell down and Jack came tumbling down after.
(And you thought this would be a joke.)
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!”
Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer? Cell-ablate!
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
When you're walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming, "They're in the fucking trees!"
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.