Fortune Teller Jokes

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there's a small medium at large!

What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.

What do you call an overweight psychic?

A four chin teller.

What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.