Fortune Teller jokes

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there's a small medium at large!

What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.

What do you call an overweight psychic?

A four chin teller.

What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

I can see my future in your forehead.

My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

A guy finds a genie.

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"