I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A Small Medium at Large.
