Fortune Teller jokes
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
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Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
I can see my future in your forehead.
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!